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Tuesday, 30 December 2008

THE MAGIC OF KNOWING YOUR FACE SHAPE

Whether you believe it or not, knowing your face shape is the first step in creating your most beautiful look.

Do you know that knowing your face shape could dramatically help the way you shape your eye brows, and style your?

Our appearance is what makes us unique as individuals. Even though we are unique, certain characteristics such as jaw placement and forehead shape determines face shape.

There are six different face shapes: Oval face shape, Heart-Shaped face shape, Square face shape, Round face shape, and Long face shape, and Diamond face shape.

It is quite hard to be objective about your shape face, and we know they are lots of suggestions on how to figure it. But we have come up with the simplest way to do it

Firstly, start by pulling your hair back from your face with no makeup looking closely at the mirror.

Secondly, outline your face shape using a lipstick

You need to look out for the following shapes:










Oval shape has generally been accepted as the perfect face shape. This is bacause it has an almost perfect balance, equal distance from hairline to the eye brow, from the eyebrow to the tip of the jaw.

Oval shape allows you to wear any haircut style and to select your eyebrow shape according to your personal taste.

Eye Brow
We would advice anyone with this face shape to draw a perfect arch as shown above. This would help accomplish the face shape well.

Styling
You look best when styling your hair off your face. Most oval face shapes can wear slicked-backed looks as well.

Avoid

Covering up your "perfect" features with heavy bangs, or too forward-directed styles. Wearing your hair style on your face, will make you lose your face shape behind the hair. It may appear to add weight to your face.

Click here to view a celebritity with this face shape.

Dakore Egbuson and Rukky Sanda also has this face shape.










Ahh, a long shaped face.

Long Shaped face are certainly not short on stlye options, so take a breathe as a sign of relief.

You face features are ideal for chin lengths bobs, curls and waves because they help create illusion to the width.

Eye Brow

You need to make your eyebrow apppear oval.

Draw a flat brow shape by applying horrizontal line to your face.

This draws the eye from side to side and stops it from going up and down as shown above.
Styling

Make sure you ask your stylist to cut your hair shorter at the back so it does not look boring if you decide to adpot the bob.

Avoid

Stay away from anything extreme. Do not do hair length longer than collarbone and skull capping supper short cut. This will make your face look even longer!

Celebrity like stephanie okereke only get by with long hair because they propably visit their hair stlyist who helps them set and style to add fullness to the hair very often. So because most of us dont have such luxury or time, i will say keep to shoulder length to avoid any harm to your appearance.

click here to view celebrity with this face shape. Other celebirities you share face shape with are Ogo Okoye and Stephanie Okereke.










Alot of peole might not agree with this, but a lot of hairstyles actually suit a round face

Your goal is to create less volume around the face. You also want to minimize the appearance of roundness.
Golden Rule

Always remember that a round faces need a style that has longer pieces that fall onto your face to lengthen your cheeks, making them look slimmer and your cheekbones more structured.

Eye Brow

You face shape needs eye brow that would make your face look longer.

Hence, you need to have an high arch brow shape and a short tail so your face can appearmore oval.

To do this apply lines that go up the face. This will draw the eye more up and down and stops it from going side to side.
Styling

Try cuts that fall just below the chin. Features layers cut are also great because it makes your face appear slimmer and tend to remove bulk and weight from the sides.

Avoid

Do not go near a short blunt fridge. Curly short hair is also a no no for you. These will only emphazise your roundeness and make you look older than you are.

Click here to view a celebrity you share face shape with. Shola Shobowale and Choima Chukuka also are amongst others who has this face shape.












Dont Panic! You have a lovely pointy chin which tends to be the focal point of your face.

Your face shape features is ideal for short and long hair styles. However if you decide to wear shorter styles, make sure you leave the top layers soft and back layers full. And for long hair styles, go for long layers that would graze your cheeckbones.

You need to always draw attention to your eyes and cheeckbones.

Eye Brow

Emphazise the shape of your face by drawing a rounded shape to soften your face.

Styling

Ask your stylist to do this with sideswept bangs instead (like Ini Edo pictured here), brow-grazing fringe, a strong part and hair that falls at or below your jawline.

Avoid

Short, blunt-cut bangs and harsh, choppy layers. These will only emphasize your upper face and will make your top look too heavy.

Click here to view a celebrity with this face shape. Joke Silva, Uche Jombo and Liz Benson has a heart shaped face.










Surprisingly your style is very sexy. All you do need to do is play down your strong, angular jaw.
You can also get away with short, spiky cuts and long, sleek styles with layers that start at the jawline and continue downward.

Eye brow

Draw a strong angled eyebrow to balance a strong jawline.

Styling
Ask you stylist to make a fringe that touches the eyebrows and which is longer and layered at the sides. This does a great job in disguising your square bones.

Avoid
One-length bobs (especially chin-length), blunt-cut bangs and long straight hair with center parts. These will make your face look even more square.

Click here to view a celebrity with this face shape.
Also check out Judith Mazagwu and Monalisa Chinda's style!









We love this shape face because it is very defined. If you have this shape thank your God because makeup tend to do wonders on you.
A diamond face shape is a cross between a heart and a dramatic oval. People often mistake this with a round shaped face.

" Widest at the cheekbones, and narrow equally at the forehead and jaw line"

Because your face is very dramatic, you can try any styles.

Almost everything works with your face (as long as you are a true diamond). You can wear shorter styles.

Styling

However if you are a dramatic diamond shape like Genevieve Nnaji, you need to leave weight in the back nape area like a heart shaped face. This will achieve more balance between your dramatic cheekbones and more delicate chin line.

Eye Brow

A brow shape that works well with a diamond face is a rounded brow as it helps to soften the angular face

Click here to view picture of a celebrity that have this face shape.

Stella Damascus, Ngozi ezeonu also have this face shape.

Though theirs is not as dramatic as Genevieve Nnaji's.





















Thursday, 25 December 2008

SEASON GREETING






Merry christmas from Anonymous Magazine

Sunday, 21 December 2008

XMAS EVENT

We promised to let you know about the fabulous event coming up in the UK this christmas...

Well we have got one for you!

So get ready for the BALLING ON CHRISTMAS EVE!

We would be looking forward to seeing you there.



Details of Event

Location: Club 20
Street: 20 church street, off high street kensington, W8 4EP
Town/City:London, United Kingdom

Entering Fee

Ladies its free Before 11.00pm

There After

Guys/Girls pay 15-20 pounds each

Last Entering

After 1.00pm your entering is not guaranteed, so please arrive early to avoid disappointment

Why you absolutely MUST come for BALLING ON CHRISTMAS EVE

It would be fun-fun-fun

It's different and classy

You will get to meet a hottie

All of this and more is on offer, but we are not allowed to say.

But get your outfits, shoes and purses ready because HG Entertainment would be giving you a time of a life time!




TUFACE DUETS WITH RKELLY WHILE RKELLY DUETS WITH SHAGGY
















Tuface new album 'UNSTOPPABLE' has now been officially released.

We can now confirm that the rumor about Rkelly collaborating with Tuface, a'k.a 2BABA is actually true.


Everyone actually doubted this, but he has proved to us that, come rain come shine, he is here to stay.

The song is tittled 'flex'

We have Listened to the track.

Pretty solid! We like. But people seem to prefare Rkelly and Shaggy's rendition.

What do U think????

RKelly, TUFACE, and Natz rendition




R.Kelly and Shaggy rendition

Wednesday, 17 December 2008

LESBIANS IN PURFLEET

If you thought Nigerians are not into Lesbiansim, am sorry to be the one to tell you that you thought wrong.

They are sparked lesbian rumors yet again with a certain plus-size beautiful babe living in Purfleet. She's allegedly been introduced to a 'girlfriend' who lives in Kent.

According to our source they were both in Club 20 on Friday night.

A Close friend of the long time Lesbian, who also lives in Purfleet said: ''come oh, she does not even hide it, she is out and proud'. She also went further to say they were spotted last weekend kissing in blue water shopping center.

Guess they both like pussies!

Can you work this puzzle out? If you cant, don't be anxious because our source says she is out and proud!

QUICK REMINDER

Anonymous Magazine would like all readers to please send in the names of celebrities they would like to be nominated for the AM AWARD.

If you haven't done this please click here to do it now.

Don't forget the dead line is Fast approaching.

Thanks.

XMAS SEASON EVENTS

Anonymous Magazine will be letting you know about all the hottest events coming up this krismas.

So watch this space.

What would you do if a stranger came up to you in the supermarket and asked you to marry them?

Last week readers where asked What their actions would be if a stranger came up to them in the supermarket and asked to marry them?

The result attained are as follows

0% : Say, "Of course!" (and mean it)
11% Get slightly offended but not say anything
22% : Say, "Of course!" (jokingly)
33%: just laugh
33%Ignore them and hope they go away

A Big thank you to all who voted.

And please check out this week poll!

WHAT LINKS PERO ADENIYI, ANNE MACAULEY, MAKOSI MUSAMBASI AND MERCY JOHNSON

They've all hopped into bed with the sex-obsessed R&B Singer, TUFACE IDIBIA .

Definately not what he gets paid to do!

Tuface who has four kids at present from different women has recently declared he would be getting married next year.

The question now is, who would be the bride?

We hear the buzz that the bride is most likely going to be Makosi Musambasi, who he usually hooks up with when ever he is in the UK.

They are also speculations that it could be his long time girl friend Anne Macaulay, or his baby mother of two Pedro Adeniyi or Mercy Johnson who he is currently having a fling with.

These are just mere rumor!

What is certain is that, the UK Big Brother Star is having her cake and eating it with three Top Nigerian artist, which includes TUFACE himself. Sorry i cant name the others, but we are sure you can figure out the puzule: ''QUALITY AND T.T''

ARE GIRLS ONLY ATTRACTED TO THE WRONG GUYS?

Have you noticed that girls tend to think they attract all the wrong guys. I Really don’t understand this but they do.

I have highlighted a few comments that most women make when they have just broken up with a guy or not in a relation at all.

"I'd love to be with a great guy and enjoy a close and loving relationship... but there don't seem to be any good single guys around. Where can I meet a genuinely good guy?"

‘’I don't have a problem meeting men, but I seem to attract all the WRONG GUYS. Why is this‘’?

The fascinating part is that almost every girl who shares this experience seems to believe she's one of the only "unlucky" women around who has this problem.

Meanwhile... TONS of other women have this exact same problem of dating all the "wrong men."

Let me break this situation down and take a closer look. I'll start from the very beginning on how the relationship pattern work.

You meet a guy, you feel a strong level of chemistry and connection for him, and you get involved with him.

Then comes your first mistake. Only AFTER THE FACT, (Girls always want to knw) Once you've already become sexual and intimate with him, do you start to find out who he REALLY IS and what he REALLY WANTS?

Does he wants "freedom." Or His he not looking for a "serious relationship" right now. Or "It's not you, it's him. He's just not ready."

Of course, hearing this AFTER you've already spent time with a man, become intimate, and grown more and more ATTACHED to him is a total WHACK upside the head for you.

I bet at least one of these reasons a man can give for NOT wanting to be with you sounds strangely familiar you ladies reading this.

If you've had this happen to you with a man, and perhaps had it happen more than once... the question is how come this kind of thing is so common with men? How come a man can easily PULL AWAY even when you really hit it off with him and there's a great relationship right in front of you both? (At least in your own head). And why do so many men so often use these same "excuses" every time?

Is it because men really and truly are AFRAID OF RELATIONSHIPS? Or is there something going on that we don’t know? Something a little deeper than a man suddenly
pulling away out of fear, or for no good reason at all.

So please what do you think? Are girls only attracted to bad guys or guys are just commitment-phobes losers!?!

HOT GIST: LOVE TRIANGLE

This is the most delicious rumor you properly have heard in a while!

Buzz out of South East London has it that….

A Long time club owner, which is based in the woolwich area, may be in a love triangle.

His long time relationship with girl friend who he has been living with is in a bad shape, while his new relationship with UK Top Model (K) is growing stronger.

Word on the street is that his Girl friend is likely to be chocked out and then replaced with K

Oh the Irony!

As of now, this are just mere rumors, but what is confirmed is that Girl friend is not happy with club owner, but still want to stay and Top Model K is not ready to leave either.

According to our source, K said she is there to stay for good . Another source says the club owner is not ready to leave either of the girls

Seems like someone days is being numbered!

NOLLYWOOD WATS UP NOW?

Anonymous Magazine decided to go a bit dirty this week because Nollywood has gone really wild!!!!!!!!

A wannabe Actress Rose Njoku appears in a Nigerian movie like this.

Rose is originally from Enugu.

This picture make us ask a question....

Was she on something for real????

Or is Nollywood now adapting the Hollywood style?

And Will U go see it?

MEAGAN GOOD IN LAGOS AT VOLAR NIGHT CLUB

Anabel Mobile, a new mobile device company was recently launched at the Civic Centre in Lagos, Nigeria.

Meagan Good, who is an African-American actress attended the event and the company presented her as the formal appointed brand ambassador.

The after party was held at Volar night club, where they all partied till morning.

Neato C, was among all other Nigeria artist present.

Check out the photos below!

We are not sure not sure how we feel about this Neato's Photo.

Olaoton Towry Coker, a Lagos big boy, who also frequently visits the UK, was spotted with Meagan. It looked like Meagan was whispering something to someone. Are you thinking what am thinking?

Ibiwumi, who is also based in the UK, was spotted at the event. Sorry guys, i don't even know what to say!


And Finally, We can't believe we're gonna say this, but… Meagan Good looked absolutely Good here, but we just had to fix a meltdown!

Her makeup looks great - and she's wearing A LOT of it. Lots and lots of it.

That shit is practically sandblasted on her face!

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

FASHION BLUNDERS: WHO COMMITTED THIS OFFENCE?

FASHION!!! YET AGAIN IS A SUBJECT ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE STILL FAILING..... WHY? BECAUSE OF LACK OF COMMON SENSE.............

FOR GOD SAKE PEOPLE, PLEASE IF YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH CURRENT TREND, ALLOW THOSE THAT APPRECIATE FASHION TEACH YOU......

RUMOUR HAS IT THAT ONE VERY KNOWN PARTY ORGANISER THREW A PARTY LAST WEEKEND AND IT WAS SAID TO HAVE BEEN A BLAST.....BUT WHAT THEN WENT WRONG???? FASHION, FASHION WENT WRONG IN DIFFERENT CORNERS ALL THROUGH….

THE BIRTHDAY BOY DIDNT LOOK EXACTLLY BREATH TAKING BUT HIS VISITORS WENT FUNNY WITH THEIR DRESS CODE.....

TO LOOK TRENDY WITH A TOUCH OF VINTAGE DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD LOOK LIKE YOU JUST RAN MAD AND THEREFORE MISUSE COLOURS....FOR EXAMPLE A CERTAIN GIRL WAS CAUGHT WEARING A BROWN SHORT DRESS AND PINK FISH NET WITH GREEN SHOES THEN HER MAKE UP WAS JUST OFF..SO, PLEASE TELL ME HOW THIS GIRL WOULD HAVE POSSIBLY LOOKED GOOD WITH ALL THE COLOURS ON HER BODY AND TO TOP IT UP THIS GIRL IS ON THE BIG SIDE.....

WELL ALL WE CAN SAY IS MAY PEOLE LIKE THIS GET DIVINE INTERVENTION AND FAST!!! SO TILL NEXT TIME ON FASHION ERROR, ANONYMOUS MAGAZINE REMAINS LOYAL....... HOLLA!!!!!

HOT GIST: WICKED WITCH REFUSES TO SLEEP WITH D.

MG refuses to sleep with D, you just have to admire her for that. Unlike that other big tart who spends most of school days with guys to get herself ready to get some money off them. Rumour also has it that she secretly had a fling with D. ‘What a shame’

Oh no, M is much classier than that. Although she shacked up with the equally scary and old looking K for about two years so she could get money off him. (Only God knows where that money went, because we sure don’t see it in her)

M who is fond of lying about people she sees or date said: ‘I will never sleep with D’

"Just because I gave him my number does not mean I'll be dating or sleeping with him.

"At least he took me shopping and he got nothing in return.

"I was the subject of one of his calls once, but did buy his words, thank goodness!

"I just saw his name come up on the screen and thought: 'I don't think I'm going to answer that right now.'

"He was on air and it was just good female intuition."

If only her female intuition had told her that there was something wrong when she agreed to let K put his thing in her.

WHAT IF HE DOESNT CALL?

Hello readers, i got this message from a girl who needs help. Sorry i cannot name names, thats why its called Anonymous Magazine.

'Hello, Anonymous Magazine, I have been dating a guy for about 2 month now. I get to see him about once or twice a week because he lives about an hour away from me. Our dates are great and I know his attracted to me.

My problem with him is that in-between dates I don't hear from him. I know that he works hard as he has his own business but how long does it take to pick up the phone and ask me how I am doing? Am I asking too much or is it too soon to expect anything? I don't want to complain and frighten him off, as I really like him. What do you suggest?

Looking forward to hearing from you'

My response:

As i am not really a love guru, i cannot really give a response other than to ask readers to help.

I know when a man doesn't call you much, or he stops calling altogether, he's sending a clear message about his feelings and about what he thinks of you. But most women don't know what this message means and what to do about it.

If you've dated a man and he suddenly stopped calling after a few great dates, what can we do about it?

HOW TO KEEP YOUR MAN FROM FALLING ASTRAY

So you have been in the relationship for quite awhile. The initial spark of passion and love has extinguished and you and your man are either busy with work, kids, friends or other activities. So now your relationship is taking a backseat and you have realized that you are drifting apart.

So how do you keep your man from straying? Well, the simple answer is to look at the world through his eyes. Try to figure out where you fit in his world. You see, you were his world once upon a time, but now, you are just part of his world. You are certain he still loves you and cheriseh you. But you just have this lingering feeling that he may be prone to straying.

There is no beating around the bush. Let’s face it, in order to keep him away from straying, you’ve got to be sexually attractive to him. if you are like most couples who just “let it hang out” after so many years in a relationship, the major question you will need to ask yourself, yes maybe your man still love you, but does he lust for you?

If you want to keep your man from straying, you can’t deny that you need to be the woman of his desire, the woman of his fantasies. Now I am not advocating that you change yourself for him. I am merely saying that you need to do what it takes to please him. You want him to fall head-over-heels in love with you all over again, don’t you

So Ladies, why not try some of this few steps. It works. You need to make him fall head-over heals for you over and over again, don’t you?

  • Be playful, don’t let blunders and mishaps dampen your passion
  • Don’t be afraid to do something immature or silly
  • Let your man know what you want and ask him what he wants too
  • Don’t be afraid to experiment
  • Try to be more enthusiastic
  • Be confident in your own skin

ACURA DENIES NOLLYWOOD HOTTEST ACTRESS, GENEVIEVE NNAJIS' BABY

In an Interview with Nigerianfilms.com, Acura was questioned about Genavieves' daughter. He publicly denied the claims that he did not father Genevieve Nnaji’s little Angel.

Acura says:

‘I will not accept parternity until a DNA test is carried out.

‘What happened between him and Genevieve was when they were both very young, Genevieve was 15 and I was 20 years‘

‘If you look at that time till now any human being with a discerning mind must have had a lot of time to reflect. So without a proper DNA test done, i will not accept that i am the father of her daughter’

Acura also stated that

‘what my mum wants or even any member of my family wants, will not dissuade me from my decision, with all humility, I am a very popular figure around here so you can ask people around about my character. i don't mince word neither do i say something and do the opposite, more so i will not go out of my way to destroy other people with this in mind i nurture no fear that somebody will just have it in mind to harm me. I fear nobody but GOD"

‘moreover this mater is beyond Genevieve, as i have no animosity towards her. it is between me and her family, when i'm good and ready, i will tackle them’

However, since the daughters paternity was made public, Genevieve has not deemed the need to call Acura as she does not see the need to plead or to converse with him.

According to our source, Miss Nnaji stated that:

'I am obviously upset and distressed at some of the comments made by Acura to the media. I have no idea why anybody would want to conduct themselves in this kind of manner about such a personal matter in such a public way'.

Genevieve views this as a private matter and as such will not be making any comments about it.

For shame, Acura, For Shame!!!

Sunday, 7 December 2008

BREAKING NEWS: NIGERIA HAS DONE IT AGAIN!

Welcome to Naija FACEBOOK!

Nigeria has created a social network called 'Naija Stew'.

You can check it out by clicking here.

Saturday, 6 December 2008

INI EDO DRESSED LIKE AN EDO PRINCESS AT HER TRADITIONAL WEDDING WITH AMERICAN BUSINESS MAN, PHILLIP EHIAGWINA


Nigerian Nollywood Actress Ini Edo celebrated her Traditional Wedding with fiance, Phillip Ehiagwina on Saturday 29 2oo8 in her home town, Akwa Ibom State, Nigeria.

The couple were gathered with over 5000 quest who came to celebrate with them.

Phillips Business partners and friends from the US were present, and Ini Edo and the whole of Nollywood were present in the likes of Rita Domic, Oge Okoye, Desmond Elliot, Rukky Sanda, Patience Ozokwor, Mike ezuruonye, and Emem Isong, stormed the event in style and stardom.

We wish her well but hope this does not end up like the typical Celebrity Wedding!














Emem Isong, Rita Dominic, Rukky Sanda, Oge Okoye




















Nollywood best dressed Actress, Rita D













Desmond Elliot













The Mama G, Patience O













Nollywood Clown, Pawpaw















Nollywood Clown, Aki

Friday, 5 December 2008

BRAND NEW SINGLE FROM KWEAN

Nigerian singer Kwean Onokala, is known as a Noe Soul Singer.

She always knows the right words to say and that's why girls love her.

In anticipation of her debut album release, Kween-don-come, Kween unveiled another blaizing hot single titled Jowo-biko.

BREAKING NEWS: 9ICE IS NOW A FATHER


The famous Hip Hop Artist, Alobore Akande, a.k.a 9ice, is now a father. His wife, Panye Akande, gave birth to a bouncing baby boy in a private hospital in Texas, USA, last night.

The couple tied the knot in July, 2008.

Congratulations to you 9ice for scoring a goal!

We can now say you have won the battle.

Thursday, 4 December 2008

MO HITS STARS: RECORD BREAKER

Dbanj who has become one of Nigerians fastest growing artist, has once again overthrown 9ice with his new hit.

I guess there's no more credibilty people.

Dbanj beat 9ice TEN times.

Dbanj rocks!


9ICE FINALY LAUNCHES PARTY RYDER VIDEO

Dbanj Vs 9ice - tell us what you think

9ice has launched the video of song that would make you shake.

Though its the remix, we still have to appreciate his work.



WHAT DOES JIM IKE KNOW ABOUT MUSIC?

Some crazy shit is going down here!
Rumor has it that Nigerian Artists, Jim Ike and Pat Attah are set to launch musical career.
We all know the dreadedlocked actor as a Serial Lover boy and for his vocal talents, which he has displayed in a few Nigerian Movies. But what we do not understand is Jim Ike's connection to the music industry.

Please readers what does Jim Ike know about music? And what is behind this action plan?



NEXT TOP MODEL COMES TO WEST AFRICA

What started as American Next Top Model, has now come to West Africa.

I know you Nigerians are probably thinking its some random person idea to start W.A.N.T.M. But guess what, this is the official show, co-signed by CBS, the licensor for America's Next Top Model and all its international formats.





The search for contestant has started in Ghana ( Dec 1- Dec 6), and would soon commence in the following countries: Lagos, Liberia, Cote D'ivoire, Sierra Leone, and Senegal.


Who can audition? contestant must be West African origin, should be between the ages of 18 and 25, and should be available to travel and reside in Lagos, Nigeria and other destinations on the continent of Africa.

The Show would be Hosted by Super Model Oluchi.





For those Nigerians who are aspiring to be a model, this is a chance of a life time.



If you are in the UK, buy your ticket now to Nigeria, as you aim to get an International Modeling Contract, International Product Endorsement and a Cash Prize.

Wednesday, 3 December 2008

WHO YOU DEY CALL ASHEWO?

In reviewing a recent article by Sinem Onabanjo in BHFMagazine,

One can’t help but wonder what really goes through the mind of Guys in the UK.

A careful read of this article and it’s easy to notice the disdain and disgust with which most male people view Nigerian ladies living or brought up in the UK.



Yet I might dare add that it takes one to know one and if guys see these ladies as ‘Ashewos’ could it actually be that they themselves are not far from a reflection of their true nature as guys..

It’s sad that there are many Baby Daddies and few fathers, Many Men and few Role Models...
Really what do you call guys who can’t keep their zips up and keep producing babies without fathering them and taking responsibility for their actions..

Well, to my amazement I had to re-think? I had to re-ask... Nah, who you dey call ‘ASHEWO’?
©2008 Anonymous Magazine

How Nigerian Guys Make Women Cry: N'S STORY

This is a true story: As told to Anonymous Magazine Chief Editor: by N

N met D in o2 centre at North Greenwich. They both exchanged numbers. D asked N out on date twice, and their dates lasted, with a, deep kiss before she broke off the embrace and hurried out of D’s car, up the pathway to her flat where she lives alone. D liked N and wanted to sleep with her. He started growing impatient, because she seemed so resisting. He couldn't understand why because she said she liked him. He felt it was only natural to want to make love but she felt otherwise.

On their third date, D who is a hustler took N to the cinema and to an expensive restaurant in Chelsea and spent more than he had intended to. After the date, D made his way to N’s apartment. Suddenly he pulled up in a lit park and switched of the engine. He then turned to N and started kissing her and fumbling with her top. She helped him undo the buttons, and they began caressing each other. After five minutes he tried to pull her skirt but she pushed his hands away. That happened a second, a third and a fourth. Finally, he stopped and asked her what was wrong.

D said to her, 'look I really do like you, I want to date you, I just want to feel you. I feel like I have known you all my life, I want you to show me how much you care' N looked at him unconvinced of all he had said. N then said, ‘sorry D, I really like you too but its too soon, I don't feel ready besides we've only been out three times. I will when the time is right please just be patient with me'.

D nuzzled her ears saying 'come on baby you know you want me, so why wait. I really do like you and I feel this is the right time. I want to know you even better. I have never met anyone so wonderful like you before.'

N, still resisted his sweet talks saying, 'No D… I'm so sorry… but no… I don't want to… if you really like me, you would wait till am ready’

D looked disappointed. (he could not imagine all the money he had spent on this babe, so he pushed forward). ' but.. I thought you felt the same way about me as I feel about you,' he said. ‘I completely got all the wrong signals from you…‘. He looked so upset that N couldn't help but feel sorry for him.. 'No D, I do like you,' she insisted. ‘I just need more time‘.

D shook his head sadly and said ‘no you obviously don't feel the same way. I'm sorry N, I thought we had something going here. I have made a fool of my self. Lets just forget it happened.' He then reached for his keys and started the engine.

'No D,' she said. ''look I like you but I would want to spend more time with you''.

'But, N', replied D, I really like you too, but for a man, its only natural to want to express it physically. But if you don't feel the same, then its better we call a halt now before I get too involved… sorry that's the way I feel, as I've been hurt before‘.

N ended up having sex with D that night. Their relationship lasted two weeks, when D stopped returning N’s calls. D said., 'Am sorry but I am married. I like you but I did not go out looking for a girlfriend'.

Girls please don't allow yourself to be used by guys. A relationship that starts on such a manipulation basis is usually doomed. Please tell me, how can two people reasonably be expected to trust each other if their beginning together was built on manipulation?

MAKEUP BLUNDERS: MIRROR PLEASE... WHO COMMITTED THIS ERROR?


Oh girl, you really need to be careful. Ha ba now. Its not by force to wear fake eyelashes if you know you are going to end up looking like a witch.

If you guys doubt me, please log on to HLK recent photos and look for the girl that committed this offence. And I can bet you, you would not miss it.

In case of next time, please change your make up style just as it is important you change your wardrobe.

Fake lash is not for every one.



FASHION BLUNDERS: WHO COMMITTED THIS ERROR?


FASHION!!!...

WOT DO WE REALLY CALL FASHION THESE DAYS?! PLEASE PEOPLE LETS PUT AN END TO THE BASTARDISATION OF RETRO OR VINTAGE LOOKS COZ ITS NIGERIANS THAT WOULD DEFINITELY TAKE IT TO THE EXTREME.......

SOME FASHION OFFENDERS WERE CAUGHT DESTROYING THE LOOK OF PATENT SHOES AT A PARTY A COUPLE OF DAYS BACK...

THESE GUYS WERE WEARING PINK N BROWN ANKARA WITH CREAM N BROWN,VERY GLOSSY LOOKING PATENT SHOES.....LOL...GUYS PLEASE STOP !!!!!!

ANONYMOUS MAGAZINE WILL DEFINITELY GET BACK TO OUR READERS ON THESE SO CALLED LONDON BIG BOYS DAT COMMIT SUCH CRIMES.......... HOLLA!

HOT GIST: TONY TETUILA AND PR

We all know Tony Tetuila, don't we?

Well if you don't, all you need to know is that he is in the news again..

After his baby fiesta earlier this year, he decided to have a nice cool off sex relationship with one of London’s' light skinned club promoter based in South London.

The latest gist is that this PR has a serious boyfriend, but still cant seem to do without Tony Tetuila.

Sadly, Tony was only interested in SEX. But the girl is not taking no for an answer.

According to our source, the PR has an habit of stalking Tony. Rumour has it that Tony was in a London a few weeks back in a club in marble arch, and the girl couldn't put her self together.

Come on babe. We thought you loved your man?

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

AN INTERVIEW WITH FLO OF THE KENTRO WORLD


Flo's is one of the members of the Kentro family. He is known for his good looks, easy going and soft spoken approach. After watching his performacne at THIS DAY concert, the conclusion was made that this handsome artist was not just something nice to look at, but someone who has the potential to be the next big thing out of Nigeria. In this interview, Flo's talks about his career as an artist, Olu maintain and Kentro family new album, and also gives us an insight on his personal life. Yes girls, his available!
Interview by: KS
http://www.blueparadise.org.uk/welcome.mp3

KS:
Its nice to have you here in London with us, so did u travel because of your new album?

FLO:
well, we have been in and out of London since we are working on our new project both in London and Nigeria. We did a few recording here

KS:
We also hear the buzz that you are collaborating with SWAY? What can you tell us about that?

FLO:
We got a call from a UK based company asking if we could do a UK remix version of the mega hit Yahoozee. So, it featured Sway, Chip monk, Bashy and i think Kano.

KS:
Wow!.. so I guess we will definitely be hearing more of the Kentro now?

FLO:
As long as u are ready to receive, Kentro is ready to give

KS:
Tell us more about Kentro and the idea behind the name QUALITY. LOL!


FLO:
Well, its a term we use to qualify something of good value and high standard

KS:
Do i get a smile for that?


FLO:
(laughing)

KS:
What was it like working on your album and what challenges did you face?

FLO:
Like i would always say, Success consists of going from failure 2 failure, without loss of enthusiasm. If u don’t make mistakes, you're not working hard enough and that is a big mistake

KS:
What are your favorite songs on the album?

FLO:
GOD*

KBS:
OK, good.

FLO:
All the songs are Quality. I haven't picked a favorite yet, but am feeling all of them at d moment.

ME:
(Laughing) So, GOD* is not a track i presume

FLO:
I mean we thank God.

KS:
Ok. How often do you plan on releasing new albums?

FLO:
Like i said as long as the world is ready to receive, Kentro is ready to give!

KBS:
Well, we wish you luck with that. Due to your reputation I’m sure you have been getting a lot of requests to feature on songs, Are there any artists you would like to work with?

FLO:

Well i would love to work with both indigenous and international artiste, because we have loads of talented musicians out there, so doing a collaboration would be a wonderful thing as long as its positive and it brings growth to the industry

KS:
Are there any artists you would turn down?

FLO
I don’t think so.

KS:
Any advice for up coming artists?

FLO:
Don’t lose enthusiasm, learn from your mistakes and improve on your present and don’t give up your dream

KS:
Lets get personal, are you In the market? As, many girls are interested in you?

FLO:
As long as they wont be any form of distraction. (He smiles) but, i haven’t seen any interested one yet.

KS:
So r telling me there’s no one?

FLO:
At d moment, no

KS:
Certainly musicians are known for having loads of women. So what is your take on that and are you one of them?

FLO:
They say behind every successful man......... And by the way, Women appreciate success.

KS:
Where can we find out more about Kentro?

FLO
Well, our website is under construction www.kentroworld.com.It would be done in a few weeks. But you can use one of the best search machines in the world known as Google to learn more about Olu maintain and the Kentro world

KS:
Thanks for your time, it was nice chatting with you

FLO:
Same here and u are welcome.

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